Name: Mary Parks
Pseudonyms: Mimi. Meemz. Parks. Jerkhead. Hobbit?
D.O.B: 8/3/89
Age: 18
Height: 5 foot 5 inches.

I am in my semester of college where I do Arts. I'm currently working on getting my associates.
I want to be a retoucher when I grow up because I want to help promote the idea that looking fake is the best way to go. (I am a terrible human being, see?)

Batman is my hero. He's rich and brooding and everything I want to be. Superman wears red girl panties that he stole from Lois Lane. He's only with her for her clothes anyway. (www.superdickery.com)

I don't bleed rainbows and I don't pee sunshine. I don't know how many times I have to tell you people this. No matter how hard I try, it doesn't happen. It just starts to hurt after awhile.

My car's name is Thelma. She's my soulmate.
My cell phone is named Dick, because it's a Venus and that rhymes with Penis. See how that works?

The notebook was a stupid fucking movie.

I wear my sunglasses everywhere I go. Day. Night. Rain. Sun. Snow. Sleep?

I miss the 90s.

My feet have more character than a movie script.
My eyebrows are not drawn on infact.

I still watch Sailor Moon with my boyfriend, because we're both lame. Lame attracts more lame.